My youngest son - the blond one - is a viral internet sensation. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Scrolling through online nonsense this week (I know, I need to get a life) I watched some Japanese TV in which a man was trapped under a giant boulder in the middle of nowhere.
How can we get the unemployed back into work? ‘I dunno, we could we inject them with slimming drugs I suppose!’
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