Cheesy, unfunny and bordering on useless, you would do well to steer clear of the fabled chat-up line if looking to impress your crush.
To celebrate Valentine's Day we've compiled 25 of the very worst chat-up lines.
*Warning: use the following lines at your own peril*
"Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious "
"If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber."
"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
"Are you a banana? Because I find you a peeling."
"Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend."
"Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!"
"If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber" (Photo: Shutterstock)
"Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?"
"Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me."
"Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?"
"If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!"
"Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate."
"I’m in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!"
"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!"
"There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name."
"Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw!"
"When God made you, he was showing off."
"I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark." (Photo: HBO)
"Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?"
"Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?"
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get."
"It's a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you'd be too hot to handle."
"I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark."
"Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!"
"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"
“You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”
“Is your last name Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”