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The 12 days of Christmas on call

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Published Date: 20 December 2007
ON the first day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
A bovine to test for TB.
On the second day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the third day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs,
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the fourth day of Christ
mas,
A client brought to me
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Ten lambs a-scouring,
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Eleven moggies moulting
Ten lambs a-scouring,
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Twelve turkeys trembling
Eleven moggies moulting
Ten lambs a-scouring,
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.

A very Merry Christmas to one and all from everyone at alnorthumbia vets.



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  • Last Updated: 20 December 2007 10:22 AM
  • Source: Northumberland Gazette
  • Location: Alnwick, Northumberland
 
 
 


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