On the second day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the third day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs,
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Ten lambs a-scouring,
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Eleven moggies moulting
Ten lambs a-scouring,
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
A client brought to me
Twelve turkeys trembling
Eleven moggies moulting
Ten lambs a-scouring,
Nine fillies foaling,
Eight egg bound hens,
Seven sows a-scratching,
Six calves a-coughing,
Five gold fish,
Four fitting ferrets,
Three blind mice,
Two deaf dogs
And a bovine to test for TB.

A very Merry Christmas to one and all from everyone at alnorthumbia vets.