Gobbledegook

Here are the washing instructions for a shirt I bought recently.

‘Washing method: You can hydrograph machinery washing in 40. You can’t using bleach and lauder powder of in dusion bleach.

‘You can wield micro therm smoothing in 110. You can fumifator it dry in wield microtherm scrolling.’

I wonder if any of your readers could translate this back into Chinese so that it may be more easily understood?

Jim Askew,

Robert Adam Court,

Alnwick