It’s Valentine’s Day and love is in the air.
What better way to mark the season of romance than by taking a look at some of the cheesiest chat-up lines you’re ever likely to find?
Here are 10 of the best – or maybe that should be worst – around. They’re guaranteed to have you cringing.
1 If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
2 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
3 Did you invent the airplane because you seem Wright for me.
4 Do you like raisins? What about a date then?
5 I’ve lost my teddy. Could you cuddle me instead.
6 Do you work in a coffee shop because I like you a latte.
7 There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.
8 If I said you smelled of bins, would you let me take you out?
9 Do you have something in your eye? Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
10 If I had to rate you from 1-10. I would give you a 9. Because I am the 1 you are missing.