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Alien probe for spaced-out Winehouse
SHE may be spaced out as it is, but troubled songbird Amy Winehouse could be the target of a bizarre extraterrestrial plot, it has been claimed.
Following a spate of UFO sightings across the British Isles in recent years, investigators collating the data uncovered a seemingly intelligent pattern developing.
As their graphics show, they were amazed to discovered that plotted together, the sightings formed what clearly appears to be the outline of Amy Winehouse's head, including her famous beehive hairstyle.
The stunning discovery has led to betting analysts Blue Square pricing up the odds on where the next sighting will be.
A spokesman said: "At first it seemed to be a co-incidence, but after newspapers revealed that the Camden starlet's Grandma had already spoken to Amy from the grave and told her to clear up her act, speculation has increased that this could be an extra-terrestrial intervention."
Researching the sightings further, some now believe that aliens are making a desperate plea to tell Amy to seek professional help before she comes to serious harm.
Blue Square has set its odds of the next sighting to be in Camden at 8/1, while sightings from Bestival on the Isle of Wight are 14/1 and sightings from Stonehenge as 16/1.
A source added: "Amy may need to watch her back, as she may be abducted by aliens who feel they can look after her better then she can look after herself."
AMY'S ALIEN CO-ORDINATES.
These are the geniune recorded sighting locations, together with the date and the website where details were obtained.
Grimsby, June 10, www.ufoinfo.com
Hull, May 31, www.ufoinfo.com
Scarborough, January 10, 2005, www.mod.co.uk
Penrith, July 31, 2007, www.beamsinvestigations.org.uk
Barrow-in Furness, April 14, 2007, www.realufo.neaborra.com
Middlesborough, July 4, 2005, www.mod.uk
Cambridge, May 23/June 4, 2008, www.ufoinfo.com
Hemel Hempstead, March 5, 2006, www.mod.uk
Bath, January 1, 2008, www.ufoinfo.com
Llandrindod Wells, June 4, 2003, www.mod.uk
Cardiff, June 20, 2008, www.telegraph.co.uk/ www.bbcnews.co.uk
Newport, Feb 24, 2002, www.mod.uk
Aberystwyth, November 21, 1996, www.web.ukonline.co.uk
Swindon, July 19, 2008, www.sufor.org.uk
Shrewsbury, June 25, 2008 www.ufoinfo.co.uk
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